First Post

The launch party of my blog will be held Tuesday, February 15th at 4:41 PM in the right front corner of my office.

If you are not on the Guest List, please do not bother trying to get in. The bouncer is under strict instructions to give anyone who tries to get in, but is not on the Guest List, a very stern talking to.

(Sen. Zell Miller, you know you are not wanted here, so please do not try and crash another one of my parties)

The Open Bar will last from 4:31 to 4:37, followed by speeches from Newt Gingrich, Gloria Steinhem, Gloria Estefan, Mary Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen (via sattelite), and Live with Regis and Kelly! producer Gelman, followed by the water-melon smashing comedy stylings of Gallagher.

The dress code is semi-casual post-post-modern new wave 80's. Those not in compliance with the dress code will also be given a stern talking to by the bouncer.